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Robert De Niro: Jack Byrnes

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Dina Byrnes : I had no idea you could milk a cat! Greg Focker : Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples. Pam Byrnes : Dad, that's beautiful. Dina Byrnes : It always gets me. Greg Focker : That's amazing, so much love, and also so much information. Jack Byrnes : Oh, geez. I just thought of something. Dina Byrnes : What? Jack Byrnes : Pam's middle name. Dina Byrnes : Martha Oh, no. Jack Byrnes : I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby.

I will bring you down to Chinatown. Jack Byrnes : I mean, can you ever really trust another human being, Greg? Greg Focker : Sure, I think so. Jack Byrnes : No. The answer is you cannot. Dina Byrnes : Now Greg, you have a very unique last name. Um, we were curious, how do you pronounce it?

Greg Focker : Oh, just like it's spelled. Dina Byrnes : F-Focker. Jack Byrnes : Hmm, Focker. Jack Byrnes : Is your name Gaylord Focker, yes or no? Greg Focker : Yes. Jack Byrnes : Are you a male nurse? Jack Byrnes : Are you a pothead? Greg Focker : No. Jack Byrnes : Have you ever smoked pot? Jack Byrnes : Did you spray-paint the tail of a cat to pass him off as Mr. Jack Byrnes : Did you do that because you desperately were seeking my approval?

Jack Byrnes : Because you love my daughter Pam? Jack Byrnes : Do you want to marry her? Greg Focker : I did, till I met you. Jack Byrnes : What are you driving there? Greg Focker : Yeah it's a Taurus. Yeah, we were going to get a mid-size, but I figure, hey, we pull down decent bucks. Might as well go all out, and pop for the full-size. Jack Byrnes : Sure. Interesting color. You pick it? Greg Focker : Oh, no, the guy at the counter. Jack Byrnes : Well, they say geniuses pick green. But you didn't pick it.

Jack Byrnes : What do you mean? Greg Focker : You know, the whole drug thing? Jack Byrnes : No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me? Greg Focker : Some people think that to "puff the magic dragon" means to- They're really, uh - to smoke - to smoke - a marijuana cigarette.

Jack Byrnes : Puff's just the name of the boy's magical dragon. Greg Focker : Right. Jack Byrnes : Are you a pothead, Focker? Greg Focker : No! No, no, no, no, Jack. No, I'm - I'm not - I - I pass on grass all the time.

I mean, not all the time. Jack Byrnes : Yes or no, Greg? Jack Byrnes : Greg, how come you don't like cats? Greg Focker : I don't not like cats. I-I just - I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of Jack Byrnes : You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal? Greg Focker : I Jack Byrnes : You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down.

A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do. Pam Byrnes : Geez, Dad. You ever think of knocking? Jack Byrnes : Not in my own den. What are you two doing in here? Larry : I'd say rounding 2nd base. He's still not good enough for Pam. Dina Byrnes : Who is, Jack? Nobody has ever been good enough for your Pam. I mean, do you realize that you never even warmed up to Kevin until she broke up with him? Maybe it's time you think about what Pam wants.

Greg Focker : I love your daughter, Jack. I love her more than anything. But frankly sir, I'm a little terrified of being your son-in-law. This whole weekend has given me a lot of doubts about whether or not I could even survive in your family. I think you've got some serious issues. Jack Byrnes : If I lighten up, would you consider marrying my daughter? Greg Focker : Yes or no? Jack Byrnes : Yes. Greg Focker : Would you let me and Pam live our lives and not interfere all the time?

Greg Focker : Will you stop making fun of me for being a nurse? Jack Byrnes : Could you at least try, maybe, to consider another profession?

Greg Focker : Jack, yes or no? Jack Byrnes : Ever? Jack Byrnes : Okay, yes. Greg Focker : Would you let me and Pam sleep in the same room? Jack Byrnes : Don't push it, Focker! You're in a real mess. Late Night Courier : Gaylord M. Greg Focker : That's me. Jack Byrnes : I thought your name was Greg. Greg Focker : It is. Late Night Courier : That's not what it says here.

Quotes from the Movie Meet the Parents

Let's rank the greatest quotes from Meet the Parents , with the help of your votes. What is your favorite Meet the Parents quote? One memorable line was when Jack said, "So what if he passed some test? He's still not good for Pam! I love her more than anything.

Dina Byrnes : I had no idea you could milk a cat! Greg Focker : Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

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Jack Byrnes: I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. Jack Byrnes: Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll feel the need for this type of security. Greg Focker: I'm not raising my voice. I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline?

The Best Meet the Parents Quotes

Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll feel the need for this type of security. All right, now look, Focker, I'm a patient man. That's what 13 months in a Vietnamese prison camp will do to you. But I will be watching you, studying your every move. And if I find that you are trying to corrupt my firstborn child, I will bring you down, baby.

Jack : Just gotta do one more thing. Dina : What's that?

Это чистая правда! - кричал.  - Мы должны позвать людей на помощь. Нам обоим грозит опасность. Сьюзан не верила ни единому его слову.

“Meet The Parents” quotes

Она испуганно посмотрела на вращающуюся дверь… как бы прикидывая расстояние. До выхода было метров тридцать. - Я оплачу тебе билет до дома, если… - Молчите, - сказала Меган с кривой улыбкой.

 - Я думаю, я поняла, что вам от меня .

ГЛАВА 37 Спустившись вниз, Беккер подошел к бару. Он совсем выбился из сил. Похожий на карлика бармен тотчас положил перед ним салфетку. - Que bebe usted. Чего-нибудь выпьете.

Стоящая перед ним задача была крайне деликатна и требовала массу времени - вписать скрытый черный ход в сложный алгоритм и добавить невидимый ключ в Интернете. Тайна имела первостепенное значение. Любое подозрение об изменении Цифровой крепости могло разрушить весь замысел коммандера. Только сейчас она поняла, почему он настаивал на том, чтобы ТРАНСТЕКСТ продолжал работать. Если Цифровой крепости суждено стать любимой игрушкой АНБ, Стратмор хотел убедиться, что взломать ее невозможно.

- Ты по-прежнему хочешь уйти.

Oct 6, - Meet the Parents Quotes. Greg Focker: Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb, what.

Парень был озадачен. - Для имени нужна торговая марка, а не патент. - А мне без разницы.

Веспу понесло. Рядом раздался оглушающий визг тормозов такси, его лысая резина заскользила по полу. Машина завертелась в облаке выхлопных газов совсем рядом с мотоциклом Беккера.

Теперь обе машины, потеряв управление, неслись к стене ангара.

Мидж долго молчала. Джабба услышал в трубке вздох - но не мог сказать, вздох ли это облегчения. - Итак, ты уверен, что врет моя статистика. Джабба рассмеялся.

Беккер понял, что с каждой минутой дело все больше запутывается.

Да. Совершенно верно. Простые числа играют важнейшую роль в японской культуре. Стихосложение хайку основано на простых числах.

Проходя вдоль стеклянной стены, она ощутила на себе сверлящий взгляд Хейла. Сьюзан пришлось сделать крюк, притворившись, что она направляется в туалет.

Нельзя, чтобы Хейл что-то заподозрил. ГЛАВА 43 В свои сорок пять Чед Бринкерхофф отличался тем, что носил тщательно отутюженные костюмы, был всегда аккуратно причесан и прекрасно информирован. На легком летнем костюме, как и на загорелой коже, не было ни морщинки.

- Не веришь моей интуиции. Так я тебе докажу. ГЛАВА 20 Городская больница располагалась в здании бывшей начальной школы и нисколько не была похожа на больницу.

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